Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experiences you can have while eating.
Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experiences you can have while eating.
You will never know if the way you see color is the way the rest of the world sees color.
Fat guys would probably get laid a lot more if their dicks got bigger the same way fat girls have bigger boobs.
There aren’t many things more annoying than being in the midst of doing something while listening to music, and having your headphones snag and get ripped out of your ears.
We always talk about dog years, but never think about how leaving them at home while we work is equivalent to us being at home alone for 56 hours straight
Being the owner of a sports team is basically owning a very expensive trading card set.
“Never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The sun doesn’t apologize for being the sun. The rain doesn’t say sorry for falling. Feelings just are.”— Iain S. Thomas (via perrfectly)
